Thursday, October 20, 2005

She don't cotton to no book larnin' but national treasure and white trash double-wide Poet Laureate Roseanne Barr has, like, her own little tone-deaf pome about people and stuff. And I, like, quote:

"I have been psychic
since I was very young,
about three-years-old.
Whenever I touch someone,
I pick up all their vibes
and stuff.

So that's why I don't like to shake hands or touch people
because I see like, you know,
them dying in horrible car wrecks
and stuff like that
and it's


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